a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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