let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
