You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
