ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
