Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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