i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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