so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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