I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
3 2 1 whiskey
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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