So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
