There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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