There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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