so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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