The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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