Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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