My brain says no but my pants say off.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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