We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just invented taco cereal.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
