I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
