Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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