Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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