every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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