the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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