Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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