we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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