Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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