your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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