remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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