I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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