But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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