Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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