Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You can't special order awesome
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
