Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
