Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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