..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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