she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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