The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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