Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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