Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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