I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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