You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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