hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
