i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
