gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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