that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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