guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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