I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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