he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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