its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Randomize
