her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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