soooo we both peed the bed last night...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My vagina is officially offended.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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