She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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