WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
